"Get set . . . go!"
"Around the raft of the Lake Sharks and return to the dock."
"Back to the raft again."
"Store your paddles and get back using only your arms."
"When I blow the horn, change places."
"When I blow the horn this time, jump out and get back in."
"This time, get up on the gunwales and rock it in!"
"Now, CAPSIZE IT!!!"
"Great job, everyone. Paddle them in."
This is my 1500th post. The wacky canoe races are a perfect subject for it.