Friday, August 15, 2014

This is the Part Where I Nod and Act Like I'm Listening


                              Jack:      Where did you get that tee shirt?
                              Steve:    From a girl friend.
                              Jack:      Your girl friend?  I'll bet she is a former girl friend.
                              Steve:    Yes.  A former girl friend.
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20 comments:

  1. AndyAugust 15, 2014 at 6:01 AM

    Forget the t-shirt. How about the HAIR!

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  2. Dave-CostaRicaDailyPhoto.comAugust 15, 2014 at 7:25 AM

    Your dialogue reminds me of a time that I was defending the deposition of a retired employee of my client. He showed up for the deposition wearing a short sleeved, and his forearm had a tattoo that said "Shirley." The deposition included the following exchange with the opposing counsel:

    Q: Are you married?
    A: Yes.
    Q: Is your wife's name Shirley?
    A: That's my ex-wife's name. Big mistake.
    Q: The wife, or the tattoo?
    A: Both.

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  3. Luis GomezAugust 15, 2014 at 7:48 AM

    This is so good!

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  4. PerthDailyPhotoAugust 15, 2014 at 8:10 AM

    Oh la! I want that tee shirt Steve :)

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  5. MersadAugust 15, 2014 at 9:06 AM

    Now that's a really great T-Shirt!

    Mersad
    Mersad Donko Photography

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  6. KateAugust 15, 2014 at 9:08 AM

    Dave's dialogue is pretty amusing. This guy doesn't appear to be an interesting conversationalist.

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  7. SharonAugust 15, 2014 at 10:05 AM

    I can think of a place I could use that shirt.

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  8. Sylvia KAugust 15, 2014 at 11:16 AM

    I love it!! Where can I get one!! Thanks as always for the early morning giggle!! Have a great weekend, Jack!

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  9. RedPatAugust 15, 2014 at 11:24 AM

    Good one, Jack! ;-)

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  10. VirginiaAugust 15, 2014 at 12:51 PM

    Cracking up at Dave's tale too. Good one indeed Jack!
    V

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  11. LowellAugust 15, 2014 at 1:46 PM

    I think he's got a hair shirt. What a character! But where did you get the wig and beard?

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  12. William KendallAugust 15, 2014 at 7:21 PM

    Oh, I like that, Jack!

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  13. MichelleAugust 15, 2014 at 7:22 PM

    He looks like an interesting character. The hair and beard are the attention getter for me!

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  14. KayAugust 15, 2014 at 8:15 PM

    So...once you finished asking questions, did the nodding start?

    (Offended? Rarely, if I see humor anywhere in sight...)

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  15. RandyAugust 15, 2014 at 9:50 PM

    Too funny.

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  16. Stefan JanssonAugust 16, 2014 at 6:25 AM

    Ha ha. I could use that t-shirt every day, especially when I sit and chat at my favorite cafe.

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  17. VPAugust 16, 2014 at 9:22 AM

    I love that tee shirt!

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  18. EG CameraGirlAugust 16, 2014 at 10:25 AM

    Ha! I bet Steve has tons of attitude.

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  19. CharlestonjoanAugust 17, 2014 at 9:52 PM

    Heheh!

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  20. CaTAugust 18, 2014 at 4:12 PM

    hahahahahaha, i agree with andy!!!

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